Celebrate the anniversary of the best anti-autodestruction bit of poetry's author...
The anniversary of her own departure that is.
Before leaving, she penned the following savory witty words...
"Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live."
— Dorothy Parker,
American scribe, dead today, in 1967
Aye - we might just as well endure a while longer...
The Reaper wants to nab us soon enough as it is - and there is nothing more intellectually stimulating as well as all-around invigorating than denying a malicious adversary's pleasure!
Don't you agree?
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