Death To Twitter

Did I say -or rather type- "to"...?

I meant ON, of course...

;-)

We know that everyone and everything has a twitter account by now - so it should not surprise anyone that the grim reaper also has one at this time.
And his tweets are far more interesting than most of the living's
- now, that should surprise most...
But that is not quite relevant right now.

Death's first name is Steve, apparently.
He (or it) describes himself/itself as "a guy who likes horses" and who lives with three other guys who like them as well.

Death has a Gmail address -

to email him/it is to have a near-death experience.

Give it a try, now:

Death has a ton of followers too - figures.
I thought he/it should know about this site, the Lugubrious Blog, but really - I don't need that kind of approval. But if one of you decides to have a near-death experience, you can go ahead and mention this site indeed. He'll get mad at the way I ridicule him/it, trivialize his/its power and wish him/it eternal destruction (him/it and his/its three buddies too) with the very telling title chosen for this blog's URL: deathtodeath. (You noticed it, right?)

So he/it will get mad;
that is for damn sure...

Bah. What's the worst that could happen, eh?
;-)

Death has come for... several world wide web, er, entities 

actually; Google+... Multiply... GeoCities... 

MSN Spaces... and others. 

There will be more. 

Post-Scriptum:
remember now - you may find
all of his/its numerous victims
either on the other side or here, most likely:

Adieu!